This
But seriously. Love this.
Eve is a boss
What is this from??
What is this from somebody please tell me right now thanks so muchhhhh
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Tracks
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me during the summer:
is today wednesday or sunday
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1. Augustus Gloop is gluttony.
He’s either eating or thinking about eating. And his name rhymes with poop.
2. Veruca Salt is greed.
She’s a spoiled brat who always wants more.
3. Violet Beauregarde is pride.
She’s always boasting.
4. Mike Teavee is sloth.
He sits and watches TV all the time. His name is also Teavee aka TV
5. Grandpa Joe is envy.
He wants what Wonka has (the factory) and Charlie has (the ticket).
6. Charlie is lust.
Not the kind you normally think of, but the intense desire.
7. … and Wonka is wrath.
He punishes everyone for their flaws.
my life is over now
My mind is blown
And there goes my sanity
fuck, shit just got real.
Oh
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i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)
“what did the five fingers say to the face….”
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me:
yeah i saw that last year on tumblr
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college should be $25
Over at your parent’s house, a dick in a box.
I laughed way harder than I should have.
Poor Theon
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IT’S IN COMIC SANS IT’S A PUN IN COMIC SANS ABOUT MY COUNTRY I DON’T THINK I’LL BE ABLE TO SURVIVE THIS BYE
this is the single shittiest storefront i have ever seen 10/10 would eat here
